Compound Insults
by SynRaptor on Mar.09, 2012, under Theories and Science
Compound insults is the creating a new “insult” from the combination of a swear or rude word, juxtaposed with either:
- An everyday domestic object
- A prehistoric or mythological creature
- A safari animal
This can be constructed and amalgamated from the following matrix (this is just an example, but you can make your own matrix):
| “Rude” Word | Object/Noun |
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Consider this example and application:
- This is Mark
- Mark is an expert at talking out of his arse
- Mark is usually insulting people indescriminately either about their race, religion, family or sexual preference, usually without any prior thought or judgement.
- Mark also has no idea how to treat the seldom friends he (unbelievably) has and constantly stitches them up and causes them incredible anguish by his unreliability and stupidity
- Mark is fat and smells yet constantly puts other people down
We construct the description of Mark as follows:
FUCK + BISCUIT
(rude word) + (object or noun)
Therefore in this example we can refer to Mark as a Fuckbiscuit.
This can be applied to many people, or things, it doesn’t matter if it’s living or not, but you can use it in most circumstances when you are frustrated.
Other examples used are like: arseblanket, twatcrumpet, cunttruffle, nobwardrobe, smegtrumpet, felchkraken, etc
But most importantly, be creative!
March 9th, 2012 on 11:53 pm
lol! wow, Mark really sounds like a complete knobphoenix.