Synyster Graves

About & Contact

How are you Gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha!

For your information, the name Synyster Graves is a portmanteau of two of my favourite musical influences… Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold and Michale Graves, formerly of The Misfits. So it’s kind of a homage. I do also use the pseudonym SynRaptor for forums and twitter as well as this site as having synystergraves@synystergraves was way too much of a mouthful. I am also a keyboardist in a local rock band becoming the SynthRaptor so to speak! Can’t work out if I’m going to use that pseudonym but I quite like it!

Video games and football make up the majority of the articles here, well certainly for my posts, but for the other guys we cover movies, cookery and general condemnation of stupid people. I am indeed a Liverpool FC fan so I do accept there is a degree of bias in the football rants, but that’s mainly because Manchester United are the biggest cheats in professional football. I tried joining a few forums to discuss random items like games and football, but found them steeped in idiots who don’t accept other people’s opinions, so thus this website was born. Yes there is a lot of swearing here, but this is my catharsis and escapism from mundane life in a mundane job.

I made this website because its a springboard to actually voice things I notice and usually subsequently annoy me. So first and foremost this is a ranting website.  All the articles are sarcastic and satirical by nature and the views expressed on the site are purely credited to the writer of the post. Fundamentally some content could be deemed controversial but if you don’t like it, don’t carry on reading! There are a lot of Zero Wing references contained within this website, so if you don’t quite get the poor English grammar written, it is intentional!

Not everything on the website is written by me, many other articles were written by Rabit, one of my best friends from school, Bear, by best mate from University, and their respective wives also pitch in with articles.

Contacts

If you want me to review or discuss games or simply to just complain about something contentious we have written, please feel free to email me at Synraptor@synystergraves.com or Rabit on whyterabit@synystergraves.com. Look forward to hearing for all of you!

I am also on FacebookMyspace, Giant Bomb, Rock Band and was on Playfire.com until they spammed me, so I spammed them back and then I got banned.